Abreviaturas Raciales

Todos recordaremos que en la prepa, usábamos abreviaturas para referirnos a las materias que cursábamos para evitarnos la fatiga lingual, como "tengo tarea de Mate", o "voy a clase de Biolo".

Hoy, sigo usando las abreviaturas y se me hace burla por ello, porque digo bacter, viro, inmuno, etc.

Pero, resulta que en mundo canófilo, existen abreviaturas mucho peores en cuestión fresismo de las que los autores de la burla contra mí hacen uso, de modo que he decidido sacarlas a la luz.

Aquí les va un pequeño compendio de las abreviaturas de los nombres de las razas caninas.

1.Pom: Pomerania
2.Pit: American Pit Bull Terrier
3.Amstaff: American Staffordshire Bull Terrier
4.Staffie: American Staffordshire Terrier
5.Sheltie: Pastor de Shetland
6.Dobbie: Dobermann
7.Westie: West Highland White Terrier
8.Scottish: Scottish Terrier
9.Cattle: Australian Cattle Dog
10.Gigante: Gigante de los pirineos
11.Xolo: Xoloitzcuintle

Sin mencionar todas las razas de Pastoreo en las que no se menciona la palabra pastor:

1.Australiano
2.Malinés
3.Groenendael
4.Tervuren
5.Holandés

Nótese que cuando hablamos de Pastor Alemán siempre decimos Pastor, no decimos "Tengo un alemán".


Supongo que ésto es suficiente.

PITBULL GAME

For his master he gives, from what he's got the whole.
Tremendous the torture, to be fought in the hole.
For the master is greedy, and thirsty of fame,
will be born, and die in the chains of this game.

From the human dark side, away of all reason,
arrises the wall of the pit's bloody prison.

The inocent pup to be rissen in poberty,
Will loose to our eyes, all his dog's royal nobility.
He carries this burden, since he first saw the light,
Abanndoned in misery, till prepared for the fight.

Created by man to be tough and brave,
Will bring all his race, right straight to the grave.
The force that gave birth to this one fiercefull dog,
came out of the Devil's deep envy of God.

The beast has defeated the man who was just,
To kill his companinon, in hellfire's lust,
No matter the PITBULL be sorrow and lame,
For men who are lost, it's only a GAME.